Things You Need to Know About Chinese Swordsman Movies
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1. Being the hero’s parents will always be unlucky and will usually be
killed by enemies when the hero is young, and the hero will become an orphan.
2. When a man is wounded and dying, he always manage to catch his breath
and speak a few sentences to reveal the killer before dropping his head
and declared dead.
3. Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops, up trees and across
distances without any sweat. But when travelling to towns and villages,
they still have to walk or ride horses.
4. The heroes need not have to work for money, but will always have
gold and silvers with them to pay for their dishes.
5. The heroes and villains will meet each other very often no matter
how big the country is and no matter where they are.
6. Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy as sitting down
cross-legged, palms on the knees and smoke coming out from the head.
7. They can keep a lot of stuff in their sleeves and waistband and never
drop them (carrying especially lots of those gold and silver ingots)
Things You Would Never Know Without Indian Movies
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1. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating
but will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his wounds.
2. The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine (vice versa) unless
they first perform a dance number in the rain.
3. Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or in any other situation.
4. Two lovers can be dancing in the field and out of nowhere, 100
people will appear from god-knows-where and join them in the dance.
5. In the final scene, the hero will discover that the bad guy who he is
up against is actually his brother and the maid who looked after him is
his mother and the chief inspector is his father and the Judge is his
uncle and so forth.
6. Key English words used in the movie (usually said out loud between
sentences) are No Problem!, My God!, Get Out!, Shut-up!,Impossible!,
Please forgive me!
7. They drop down on the ground and roll and roll while singing and
came out with different clothing.
8. They can run around the coconut trees, singing, battling eyes-lid,
and throwing glances at each other and change clothes all at the
same time without being out of breath.
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